I come from a long line of bloggers. My great great great great great great great grandfather, Theophilus Huhnpudel the Great, was the inventor of blogs, only then it was called 'Tabletting', and everyone who did it was a 'bletter'. Once a year, they held a contest to see who was the better bletter. And that's how St. Phineas' Day was started. I was born on St. Phineas' Day, and as such, it is foretold that I will one day rule the earth, although no one will know it, because they will mostly all have moved to the moon, for the house prices.